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**Orochi** · Guest

So here i am hal. Waiting for your inbred, red-necked hicks to come and "crush my windpipe" so i can "drown in my own blood".

Im sad Hal. Very very sad, as well as disapointed. So dissapointed, that i went out, and beat the shit out of the nearest skinhead i could find. Well, that dident satisfy me.

So i went out, looking for every skinhead i could find, knocking them out as i found them. The next morning, i see a mob outside my house. Every one of them was dressed in a white suit and hood. I ran to my basement, and as i was about to grab the ammo for my machine gun, i was stopped. Apparently my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air"

So I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air.

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, holmes smell you later", Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

**Afroduck** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:07 am AIDS subject:

SUM FUKKEN WIN HERE
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**crunkzilla** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:19 am AIDS subject:

dats sum serious win right thar

**Another Anonymous** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:55 am AIDS subject:

Crickey! What we got 'ere is a lovely specimen of the belaire and innit she a beaut?
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:04 pm AIDS subject:

Oh lawd! It's sum skinheads! Get in da car!
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**Orochi** · Guest

mah first bel-air

**grey** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:41 pm AIDS subject:

kinda saw it coming tbh
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**Sharp** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:49 pm AIDS subject:

Saw it coming. I would have rathered you continued the story.
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**Emicat** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:48 pm AIDS subject:

Everyones Bel-Airing these days...
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**Sharp** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:37 pm AIDS subject:

It's actually kinda sad. We used to always cycle through the memes. Nowadays people are just starting up threads for this one thing that everyone does. I remember a really long and cool story being posted about a nigra's life and how he killed the hotel manager. If I saw it posted now, I'd probably scroll to the bottom to make sure it wasn't bel-aired. Now, I enjoy a meme as much as anyone else, but this is ridiculous. You can all go and make creative things if you try. In fact, the next time I see a thread posted just for a bel air, I'm going to go in and say "Yo, holmes smell you later", Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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**Orochi** · Guest

like i said. my first bel-air =/

**grey** · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:56 pm AIDS subject:

**Sharp** · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:22 am AIDS subject:

Huzzah.
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**shortcat500get** · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:32 am AIDS subject:

/r/ original pasta
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**Orochi** · Guest

there is no original. i wrote the entire thing myself. only thing copy pastad was bel-air

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