I didn't want to be a nigra you know.

[Rev. Happy Negro]

I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
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Praise be ye.

[barosjn]

That was "something completely different" compared to what this forum is about.
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She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror.

[Rev. Happy Negro]

I then proceeded to tell a joke so funny, you die if you hear it. Someone read only one word in it, and he was in a coma for a week.
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Praise be ye.

[Afroduck]

This is a more appropriate spot for where the thread is headed.

Crazy fukken song though.
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Contribute lol!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbM-RuZVqys

City of Afrolulz:
http://afrolulz.myminicity.com
BRILLAFRO PADZ!

[SHOOP-DAH]

Lumberjacks remind me of Canada.
Canada reminds me of waffles.
Waffles remind me of milk.
Which reminds me that Canada has milk bags.


:canada: :canada:

[PraiseKEK]

[barosjn]

I'm sure SHOOP-DA could do a good six degrees of separation between Canada and Kevin Bacon.
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She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror.

[SHOOP-DAH]

[spamlite]

[Rick Santorum]

I wanted to be a congressman.
But you need to take some fucking class, and I'm not taking a fucking class. I'm not a Rei's Dead adopted sister.

I'm Rick Santorum, and I support this message.
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Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.

LOL JEWS

[Orochi]

fuck being a lumberjack...

i wanna be a manwhore...

oh sh~! i already am...

I am acne, and i raped this message

I am snacks, i raped it also

[NetGoon]

i haS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Threb]

I didn't initially want to be a nigra either. For a long time, I was studying and studying to do the mash. Do the monster mash. The monster mash. It would be a graveyard smash. I'd do the mash. It'd catch on in a flash. I'd do the mash. I'd do the monster mash.

[SHOOP-DAH]

[barosjn]

I thought that was a fail. It had nothing to do with wanting to be anything, just doing some kind of mash.
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She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror.