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		Rick Santorum
  R-Pennsylvania
  
  Joined: 15 Nov 2006 AIDS: 1380 AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA Pools: 27 Location: United States Senate
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				Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head.
 
 
Yesterday in Batery Park, some scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws.  I take 2 .22's, 1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor i can get out that dam asalt gun.
 
 
If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter.
 
Is it my job to be a human target-practis backstop? _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
 
 
 
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				Can anyone translate that? _________________
  
 
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		Rick Santorum
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  Joined: 15 Nov 2006 AIDS: 1380 AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA Pools: 27 Location: United States Senate
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				Greetings! It is so nice to talk to you again. But enough of the formalities. I do have a little problem, you see. May I, and if I may, I am very greatful, suggest a skull gun for my head.
 
 
You see, dear friend, yesterday I was enjoying a stroll in Battery Park. Even with the Gray Death looming it is still a nice place! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
 
But I kid. Some ruffian we all know sell items of illegality, such as heroin and cocaine, gets frightened. And, in a spell of fear, pulls out a nine millimeter pistol!
 
 
So, unfortunately, I had to take 2 .22s, one an actual item, and another an augmentation, before I could manage to wrap my hand around the butt of a nondescript, although used often, assault gun. I do say, getting the assault gun was quite a pickle! Darn thing! Oh, but I shan't show my anger in an e-mail! Ho ho ho ho!
 
 
I do say, if I could destroy, which is to say kill, via telecoms of the brain, it would be much better, for both you, me, and my performance. Yes indeed. I don't wish to put blame on you, dear friend, but is it my job to be human target practice? _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
 
 
 
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		ghey4bridget
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				| Well, uh, if you can find someone who specializes in that type of surgery, go for it. It might be fatal on your end though. | 
			 
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		Rick Santorum
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				Ya'll need to lurk moar. _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
 
 
 
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				| Deus Ex for the win, faggots. | 
			 
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		NotCaptainCarnival Warnings : 3 GaiaFag
  
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				The bumping of this thread has made me miss Rick all the more...
 
 
FUCK YOU SPAMBOTS. _________________
  
 
 
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		PraiseKEK
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				 	  | Not Captaincarnival wrote: | 	 		  The bumping of this thread has made me miss Rick all the more...
 
 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo YOU SPAMBOTS. | 	  
 
 
 
The jews got him.
 
 
Those motherfucking jews got Rick.
 
 
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!!  WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LONESOVIET THAT THE JEWS HAD TAKEN! _________________
  
 
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your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. | 	  
 
 
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
 
YES INDEEDY I AM
 
 
 
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				Hey Rick.
 
 
Laputan machine! _________________ SIXTY NIGGERS | 
			 
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				 	  | White Ranger wrote: | 	 		  Hey Rick.
 
 
Laputan machine! | 	  
 
 
I AM NOT A MACHINE!
 
 
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