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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:58 am AIDS subject: Fucking bitch-ass snitches

Some of you may already know that I have an underage b& sexually trained horse who is a Junior in high-school, and recently I learned that the school she goes to just happens to be within driving distance from my work. After a few days to think it over; during my lunch break I decided to drive over to her school, take pictures of it with some pics with myself on said school property with the intention of later giving her a surprise in the form of pictures of me at her school.
But during the entire trip, there was some old retired guy (this high-school is inside a series of residential communities) who was clearly spying on me from a distance away.
Turns out after I left the scene to go back to work and eat my turkey sandwich, he promptly called the police on me on charges of being suspicious since there was a grown asian man in a suit (Yakuza? In MY hood?) taking pictures of the school.
As I was leaving the long road that linked these communities together, a police car pulls me over and informs me that "someone" reported me as a suspicious man taking pictures of the local school.
Of course, it'd be dumb to tell the officer (and the two policemen on foot who snuck out of the backseat to go on the opposite side of my vehicle should I try to get out, in addition to the guy recording the conversation on the other line of the cleary active and running police walkie talkie) that I was taking the pictures for my jailbait sexually trained horse that attends that high-school. Since I had to lie and not make it obvious, I said the first thing that came to mind: "My hobby is photography, and that high-school was my latest subject."
The officer then asked me some more questions, such as if it was my job to take pictures and why a high-school of all places.
Then shortly after he switched gears and started to ask more personal questions, like what my name is, and where do I live. The urgency to get out of the attention of the police as quickly and painlessly as possible led me to quickly state (lying as needed) the first things that came to mind.
Eventually he has me show my Driver's License to which he used as a reference as he took notes on his notepad.
After handing me back my Driver's License, he let me off with a warning and ~10 minutes later a scolding by my boss about me being half an hour late back from lunch break.

Now I'm starting to understand more why black people hate not just the Burger King bodied arrogant self-rightous police and the paranoid bitch-ass snitches who make things much harder than they have to be.

We shouldn't have to deal with these puss-ass, punk-ass, fucked... in the ass... oohh I you snitches! Trash Bear

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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:04 am AIDS subject:

I don't believe you have a sexually trained horse.

Should of just told the cop you were there taking pictures of little girls on the playground.
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:18 am AIDS subject:

**OBEY! Jesus** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:04 am AIDS subject:

**Joran van der Sloot** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:10 pm AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:20 pm AIDS subject:

**OBEY! Jesus** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:28 pm AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:03 pm AIDS subject:

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:09 pm AIDS subject:

I don't think you have a girlfreind.

Enjoy your corpse
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**Borat** · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:29 pm AIDS subject:

I thought you Asians would be smart enough to make cloaking devices.
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I GO TO AMERICA!

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