Sherlock Holmes revisited

[ultrapostman]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8UDGYZOT

I was cleaning up my old Word documents, and I found this beauty. Almost got me suspended when I handed it in to my Math teacher, especially since he let me read it aloud in class before he knew what it was.
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[Joey Bishop]

For those who don't mind the formatting removed.

[Captain Planet]

I once flunked my english class because we had special vocabulary words we had to learn. And the teachers idea for us to learn them was to make a comic strip using those words.
My comic involved a fat drunk guy running around in his underwear farting and flinging poo on people.
It was awesome
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[Joey Bishop]

I guess there is such a thing as /b/tards from birth.
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[White Ranger]

Wait what. I've made thrice the foul shit and the teachers game me either B or A- and they lol'd afterwards.

High school days son.
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SIXTY NIGGERS

[Joran van der Sloot]

All I ever had was beeing suspended in kindergarten for throwing a pair of scissors into another kid.

Well that, and I painted someone's pool purple (that was when I was studying as a lab tech)

[ReiClone88]

That reminds me of when I was in third grade, my art assignment that I elected to draw were stick figures of the cast of "Rugrats" killing Angelica and breaking her doll Cynthia.

The teacher freaked at it and my parents chewed my ass out along with a week of no TV.
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[Captain Planet]

I remember my high school chemistry class, when me and my friends caused so much trouble that the teacher split all 4 of us across the class so we wouldn't cause as much trouble.

We all would draw some sort of Rule 34 of the teacher and the principal (both men), and we would distract him from across the room of each other. So that when ever he would turn his back, one of us would always be right behind him holding up the several peices of paper that was a work of art or the principal molesting the teacher.
He would always turn around and catch a glimpse of it before we put it down. He would always ask what the hell was that, and we'd answer that it was nothing, and he'd go on about business until we decided to annoy him some more.
Until one day, he got fed up and actually took the picture that my friend drew with the teacher in it sucking cock.  I never laughed so hard in my life as the teacher looked at it with a strange look on his face and then yelled" what the hell are these scribbles, I can't make out a damn thing on this paper!"  When just about anyone with decent eye site would have made out the large dicks everywhere.
We then realized that our teacher was as blind as a bat, and that opened a whole new world of oppurtunity.
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[NotCaptainCarnival]

That is talent.

Then again, I'm used to completely bullshit stuff and then somehow receiving a good grade. Like that time in junior year in HS I was supposed to write an essay on Benjamin Franklin. Instead, I said fuck that and wrote it on a 70's boxing frogsex and got an A- somehow...
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[Joey Bishop]

Did you guys know that you can take a huge amount of toilet paper, get it soaking wet, and throw it at the walls and ceiling of the bathroom?




I did.
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[ultrapostman]

[Captain Planet]

[OBEY! Jesus]

Oh damn, so many good times.

I was always the kid who spent 90% of his class time drawing penises.
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TITS OR GTFO

[White Ranger]

I remember clogging various toilets with dry ice, shit was hilarious.

If anyone has with even basic knowledge of chemistry, they know what will happen .
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SIXTY NIGGERS

[Afroduck]