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**iCluck** · Joined: 14 Mar 2008 AIDS: 2 AIDS Rank: joecoolstar Pools: 1

Semi-n00b here... yeah, I know.
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Anyways... I was wondering if there's an archive of some really good (and by good I mean nasty as hell) copypasta to spam the hotel with.
And also, I've noticed that there are fewer nigras about the hotel... and the mods are pretty slow at responding. [I managed to repeat "Horse Scat" several times and shout some really bad stuff for about 40 minutes before I got a 2-hour ban]

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:25 am AIDS subject:

http://www.poolsclosed.us/viewtopic.php?t=9056

Arousing Dog

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I was sleeping in bed with my dog last night.
Usually he sleeps at the foot of the bed but
tonight instead used my assss as his pillow.
At first it was kind of annoying but then
I started to feel aroused.
I started stroking the dog's cawk to get him aroused
but did not want to make him jizz yet.
Once horrny I pulled down my boxer shorts
and stuck my asss in the air to make it
an easy reach for my dog.
He got on top of me and started to pound me
with his masculine dog cawk.
I can feel its intense power as he started thrusting
in and out faster and faster as time went by.
About a minute later I felt the muscles
of his coock contract and then he
splooged inside my pooper,
but he was not done yet.
He then took his tongue and gave me
the best rim job I have ever received.

Dead Baby Jokes

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Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
A: How the fu`ck should I know?
I was too busy masturbating.
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: Liquify them in a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Nachos.
Q: What should you do when your baby
is stuck in a blender?
A: Use a straw.
Q: What's the difference between a truck
full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork
Q: How long does it take to paint a room
with dead babies?
A: Depends how hard you throw em.
Q: What's the difference between babies and grannies?
A: Grannies don't die when you fu`ck them in the as`s.
Q: What's the difference between a pile
of dead babies and a porsche?
A: I don't have a porsche in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a
dead baby and an apple?
A: I don't cu`m all over an apple before I eat it.
Q: What's the difference between
a dead baby and a table?
A: You can't fu`ck a table.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A pile of 100 dead babies.
Q: What's even grosser than that?
A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
Q: What do you get when you mix a dead baby,
and a pint of cu`m?
A: LUNCH!
Q: What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?
A: An ere`cti`on.
New mother in maternity ward:
"Doctor, doctor, is my baby alright?"
Doctor: "Well, there's good news and bad news.
The bad news it was ginger."
New mother: "How could there possibly
be any good news?"
Doctor: "its dead."

gay horse ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING
[code:1:f17b9088ba]Tom went to the stud farm to pick up a colt.
While waiting in the drive for the owner
to finish some other business he saw stallion
alone in a corral behind the corner of the barn.
He stumbled over, entranced. The black beauty
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**iCluck** · Joined: 14 Mar 2008 AIDS: 2 AIDS Rank: joecoolstar Pools: 1

SWELL!
-wheee-

**Joran van der Sloot** · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:50 am AIDS subject:

**LANDO** · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:37 pm AIDS subject:

**Soviet Russian** · Joined: 26 Mar 2008 AIDS: 8 AIDS Rank: Orochi Pools: 1

I doubt any of you know what Les Miserables is, but this is a modified version of a song in it. I don't know whether you guys think this is win/fail, but the song was so perfect for raiding, it had to be done.
Its written like that to evade filters on habbo when you run it through LOLToast's tool.

DO YOU HEAR THE NlGRAS SING?
AS THEY FORM LINES OF SUIT-CLAD MEN?
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE NlGGERS
WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN!
WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART
ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS
THERE IS A RAID ABOUT TO START
WHEN THE NlGRAS COME!
WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR BLOCKADE?
WILL YOU STOP HABBO'S TYRANNY?
SOMEWHERE HOLDING THE BARRICADE
WILL YOU HELP OUR VICTORY?
COME JOIN IN THE FIGHT
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE!
WILL YOU GIVE ALL YOU CAN GIVE
SO THAT ANONYMOUS MAY GO ON
SOME WILL FALL AND SOME WILL LIVE
WILL YOU TAKE A CHANCE BEFORE ITS GONE?
DO YOU HEAR THE NlGRAS SING?
SAY, DO YOU HEAR THE DISTANT DRUMS?
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE ARMY
THAT HAS MADE HABBO SUCCUMB!

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