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ReiClone88

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:04 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

ghey4bridget wrote:
Lizzy Fucking Borden.
Lulzy isn't it?


Also found this random Naruto fanfiction:

[code:1:09d8f7c7d1]So Tsunade is doing her daily paperwork
as all Hokages do, and Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke,
Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Shino,
Kiba, Tenten, Neji, Rock Lee,
and the sand siblings walk into her office.
Naruto runs up to Tsunade's desk and says,
"Oba-chan! For this year's talent competition
I want to show an act that us shinobi
have been working on, and we were wondering
whether or not you'd like to put us in the show."
Tsunade is reluctant to let them make a huge ruckus
in her office, but decides to accept their proposal.
"Ok, show me what you got.
You have 5 minutes.
Go.
"Sasuke unzips his pants and starts to
jack off in the direction of Sakura.
Sakura begins to blush and get all hot and bothered,
and decides to take off all her clothes
except for her bra and panties.
Kiba's dog, Akamaru starts to take a
SHlT all over Sakura's clothes,
all of this while Sakura begins to suuck Sasuke off
while fisting him in the assss.
Naruto jumps into the act,
and makes about 15 shadow clones.
The first clone fuuucks another clone in the asssss,
while another clone fuuucks the first clone
from behind as well. The rest of the clones follow suit,
with the real Naruto at the back.
The clone at the front,
while taking it from behind by the chain
of assssfuuuucking shadow clones,
is liiiicking Sakura around the rim
of her anuuus. The Naruto at the back reaches climax,
and ejacuuulates into the next Naruto,
who also climaxes into the next, and so on.
This chain reaction of Naruto ejacuuulations,
which Naruto would subsequently call them
narujaculations, cause all the clones to poof in midair,
but without the cuuum.
So there's seeemen all over the floor
due to the Naruto chain ejacuulations.
Akamaru is still shittting on Sakura
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:06 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

I am torn between being horrified and amused.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:34 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

That was an epic thread in /h/ a few months back if I recall correctly.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:26 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Whoever did this, had balls of steel and brains of dragonforce.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:43 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

ghey4bridget wrote:
That was an epic thread in /h/ a few months back if I recall correctly.
Nice, you figured out where I got it from.

Might as well post another I have:

Zerged Cho Seung-Hui

Code:
We may seek this Cerebrate,
Cho Seung-Hui in horror and try to understand
this brutal zerg commander and why he
committed this atrocity.
But beyond why he carried out this zergling rush,
I think the more important issue to ponder is how
he was able to commit this act.
Terra has bred a culture and a perspective of
violence and death,
and repeatedly prove that they are a dangerous
world to live on.
These acts of violence have been occurring
increasingly in the Terran Confederacy,
and despite that they have suffered through
tragedy after tragedy,
they time and time again fail to do anything to stop it.
Cho Seung-Hui was still carrying the larvae
from the purchase of the Hatchery he
used in the massacre.
The fact stands that there is absolutely nothing
keeping zerglings out of the hands of
psychologically unstable people in the
Terran Confederacy.
They as a people must address this social illness,
take responsibility for it and implement change
so it can't happen again.
Until this occurs, I will fail to be concerned
with the self-inflicted suffering of a people
that are too passive to take control of their own
reality and destiny.
I feel for the 12 SCVs that died and the
Command Center that got destroyed in the
hands of their own fatal culture,
but thats as far as it goes.
While we all turn our focus to this one massacre,
we need to remember that this same culture
is also responsible for the slaughter of what is
estimated as being between 5000 to 10000 Zerg units.
I hope that this tragedy in the Terran's homeland
can help send the message that something is
horribly wrong and that the Terran Confederacy
needs to change.
We Terrans need to rise up to do
something about it,
because we all know that our government won't.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:31 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

I'm putting this on the raid tool for VT
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:43 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Beastman vs. Skeletor by CKY.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:55 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Here's another one.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:20 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

what is the song that loli is dancing to?
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:11 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Bangaa wrote:
what is the song that loli is dancing to?
Technotic


, you can find it on rapidsearch.yi.org.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:22 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Oh, you touch my talala
mmm my ding ding dong
(la la la la...)
Oh, you touch my talala
(la la la la...)
mmm, my ding ding dong.
(la la la la...)

Deep in the night
I'm lookin for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm lookin for some love
De-de-de-deep in the night
I'm lookin for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm lookin for some...

You tease me
Oh please me
I want you to be my lovetoy
Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you boy

Oh, you touch my talala
(la la la...)
mmm, my ding ding dong
Oh you touch my talala
mmm my ding ding dong.
(la la la...)
Uh

Deep in the night
I'm lookin for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm lookin for some love

You tease me
Oh please me
I want you to be my lovetoy
Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you boy

Oh, you touch my talala
(la la la...)
mmm, my ding ding dong
(la la la...)
Oh, you touch my talala
(la la la...)
mmm, my ding ding dong

(ding ding dong)
mmm, my ding ding dong
mmm, my ding ding dong

Oh, you touch my talala
(la la la...)
mmm, my ding ding dong
Oh, you touch my tralala
(ding ding dong)
Oh, you touch my talala
mmm, my ding dong dong
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:57 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

A nice little story I found on asstr and formatted for habbo for the upcoming week. Keep in mind that the speech bar is shorter around the pool, so words will be cut off, but it should be just fine for private rooms.

"We like your coock! It's huge!"

The three-year-olds had their hands wrapped around

my cooooock and were inspecting it closely.

"Would you like to suck it?" I asked.

The girls just nodded

and what seemed to be in slow motion

gradually lowered their heads.

I was ecstatic and when they

reached to within an inch of my cooock

they each put out their little tongues in unison.

" baby!" I cried out as their little tongues came

into contact with the tip of my enormous coock.

Their three little tongues fluttered ..oh-so-lightly over

the tip and around the crown of my cooock,

giving it a thin film of their saliva.

My cooock was quivering and jerking

as the three-year-olds licked and

sucked for all they were worth, the

other girls looking on excitedly.

I knew that I would come there and
then

but I wanted all the girls to have a share

so I lifted myself onto my knees.

"Girls, the next game is for you to

try and get me to come all over you,

so you have to stand in a nice circle around me.

Can you do that?"

"Sure we can!" they all shouted.

I was sweating profusely as the hot sun

beat down on my naked body.

"It sure is hot, girls! No one is here

and you could take off your little

bikinis if you wanted."

The girls seemed willing and amidst
much excitement

proceeded to take off their tiny little bikinis.

My heart was pumping like mad as

I really thought about what was happening.

Here I was, concealed in a hidden sandy cove

with ten of the cutest naked little children.

They were running around so innocently,

bald pussies and tiny nipples on display for just my eyes!

"OK girls! In a nice circle!"

So the girls gathered around tight-up to each other

with me in the middle.

My massive coock was swaying around in

anticipation and I could wait no more.

I moved to the first Rei's Dead adopted sister (about four years old)

and pushed my coock to her lips.

She opened her pert little mouth to
my nudging coock and

I gave a gentle thrust forward.

I was in heaven as I watched

the huge head of my coock part her moist lips

and disappear from view.

I thrust in and out a couple of times and then pivoted

to the next little girl, about five years old.

Two or three thrusts again and moving on to

the other three and four-year-olds.

Their mouths were so warm and wet and tiny

that some girls gagged on my huge ereckshun.

The children were getting

three or four strokes of my cock in turn,

which was glistening wet with their mixed saliva.

As I turned, the girls behind me

were stroking and clawing at my butt and thighs,

not wanting to be left out.

I was aching to spray all these little lolis with my hot sperrm

so I ushered them into three rows directly in front of me.

I had the front row kneeling down, second row kneeling up

and the back row crouching ready.

"Now girls! I'm going to try and shoot come over all of you.

See who can catch the most!"

I felt my coock was going to explode

as I  jerked it in front of those cute
little children.

They were gazing up at me, eyes
bulging wide in expectation.

" Baby! Catch this hot sperm girls!"

My coock erupted in wave after wave

of spewing white seamen, ejecting three or four feet in a

trailing arc and splattering Rei's Dead adopted sister after Rei's Dead adopted sister's face in hot come.

Their little tongues were reaching out to taste

my coock juice and most girls got streaks of spunk

over them as I directed my cock to each pretty face.

Jizz was flying everywhere and it was unbelievable

to watch gooey strands falling from their tongues and

over their flat little chests and nipples.

The little girls loved it and were giggling and

laughing at being covered in my hot sperm.

I was exhausted and sank down into the waves,

splashing water cooling my sweating body.

"That was really good!" little Emily said,

still licking drops of gleaming white spunk from her lips.

"We like your coock a lot!"

the other girls cheered in agreement.

"How about you putting your cock in all of us?

We have plenty of time!"

Well, what could I say?

The tide was still in and I still had around ninety minutes

to indulge myself.

I knew this chance would never come again

and I also knew that

my coock would be raging hard in no time.

"Well girls,

I'd really like to push my coock inside every one of you,

it would be great fun!"

They all ran around in excitement,

their tiny little naked bodies so tight and tanned.

They were all so, so young like angels

with their pouting mouths and the cutest pretty little faces.

Then suddenly they were climbing all over me again,

tiny hands running all over my body and

reviving my coock instantly.

I had at least two little bald pussies right in front of my eyes

and it was such an awesome sight to see so close up.

I managed to raise my head slightly and

put out my tongue to reach the tiniest slit I could imagine.

This little hairless pussie was so perfect and juicy

and I was in heaven

as the tip of my tongue made the gentlest contact

with this little three-year- pussie lips.

I ran my tongue up and down her little slit and

I could feel her body twitching as

I parted those sweet lips with the pressure of my tongue.

I turned my attention to the next little girl,

about four years old.

Her little pussie was equally as sweet as

I lapped my tongue along her lips and then

pushed past and probed her innermost depths.

I could feel the others

playing games with my huge coock,

kissing and stroking the head whilst
others sucked on my balls.

I wanted to stand but didn't want to let the children go so

I gradually eased myself onto my knees

and lifted myself upright.

I grabbed little Lucy by the waist

and had managed to maintain contact with her pussie.

I had a firm grasp around her tiny

waist as she now dangled upside down,

her pert mouth now directly level with my coock.

She really had no choice but to open her mouth wide

as I nudged the head of my coock onto her lips

and pushed gently.

" baby !!" That feels so good!

My tongue began to push in and out of her pussie as

my hips thrust forward and back,

fycking her little pink mouth
rhythmically.

I just couldn't allow myself to come

in her mouth at this point so I lowered her down

to the lapping waves.

"Now girls I'd like you all to lay down in a nice neat row

so that the waves will splash over you.

Then I'll be able to come along to each of you in turn

and put my hard coock into each of your little pussies."

They all giggled and lined up in
front of me just in the waves.


The hot sun was still blazing down
and sweat was dripping from me.

I still had difficulty in believing what was happening.

Here I was on this beautiful secluded beach

playing all sorts of kinky games with ten little children.

They had really enjoyed playing with my massive coock

and I was now going to fyck with every one of them.

I had often thought of

fycking with a Rei's Dead adopted sister of three or four years old

but never thought that I would get the opportunity,

never mind actually having ten of them lined up and waiting

for me to insert my coock inside their tight little pussies.

Well, what could I do?

I gazed down at them all wriggling around,

some with their legs wide open and

some on their tummies pushing their little butts upwards.

My coock was aching so much for these little girls

as I knelt down in front of five-year-old Emma.

The waves were lapping around us as I put my arms forward

to support myself.

I gradually directed my coock to within an inch or two of

her beautiful hairless pussie and looked down,

what a gorgeous sight!

Another inch closer and the huge crown of my knob

was resting at her tiny little pussie lips.

The clear water was lapping around my coock

as the head began to pry open Emma's pussie.

"I'm going to push my coock inside you now Emma,"

I whispered softly.

She looked so small underneath me

as I felt myself enter her beautiful pussie.

First one, then two, then three inches

of my massive hard on penetrated the little Rei's Dead adopted sister.

I began to thrust my coock gently in and out of Emma,

fycking the five-year-old for all I was worth!

Some of the other girls just couldn't wait

and they tried to gather round to get a close look.

Little Tanya and Emily managed to position themselves

either side of my coock and proceeded

to put out their tongues and lick my shaft length

as it slid in and out of Emma's pussie.

These children certainly knew how to turn me on!

I withdrew from Emma and moved on to the next little girl,

Jane, four years old.

My massive coock opened her sweet pussie lips

easily and three inches of my solid meat slid inside her,

rhythmically fycking her as she smiled up at me.

My coock was aching so much

with the intensity of these tight little pussies

as I withdrew from Jane and looked along the line of girls.

"OK Susan, stay on all fours and you Michelle,

climb on top of her, same way up.

Now Tina, I want you to lay on Michelle
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:48 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Two of the best copypastas that I made.

Hotel Habbofornia

It's a parody of hotel california by the eagles.


Quote:

On a dark pixel highway, pixel wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the window, I saw a very dim light
My hands grew heavy and my life grew thin
I had to log on for the night
There they stood in the doorway;
I heard the mod-warning bell
And I was thinking to myself,
�this is probably gunna be hell�
Then they lit up a candle, and showed me the way
There were messages down the corridor,
I thought I saw them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
A god-awful place
Such an expensive place
Pay for a room at the hotel Habbofornia
Any time of year, you can buy it here
Their minds are seriosuly-twisted,
They got a mercedes benz
They've got a lot of tuxedo'd boys,
That they call friends.
How they dance in the entrance, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to screencap,
Some dance cuz they're fags.
So I called up Zoe,
Please bring me my Ice Cream
She said, �we haven�t seen anyone say please,
Since two thousand and three.
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
What a douchebag place
Such an expensive place.
They spendin'� it up at the hotel Habbofornia
What a dumb surprise, choose your alibis!
An invisible ceiling,
The pink love potion on ice
And they say �we are all just prisoners here,
Of those afro guys
And in the moderator chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can�t kill the /b/east
Last thing I remember, I was
Clicking for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the site I was before
�Relax,� said the n1gra,
We are programmed to not move
You can try to sign out any time,
But you just can never leave!


Actual lyrics:
http://www.lyrics007.com/Eagles%20Lyrics/Hotel%20California%20Lyrics.html

A small explanation of the AIDS

Quote:
You see, there is a reason for all of this!
There is a reason why we block the pool!
There is a reason for,
The utter intolerance...
The unkind remarks...
The bitter cruelness...
For we are not the culprits here.
The real culprit, you might ask?
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
It's a deadly disease that kills millions.
It'll kill you too when you even set foot,
Into that god-forbidden pool!
We are only trying to save you,
From a horrible death.
AIDS has claimed over 20 million.
We are helping you,
We are preventing you from...
Becoming a statistic.
We support you and your life.
We do not hate you.
Nor do we want you to be pissed.
There are AIDS in that pool.
As much as you want to swim there.
As much as you say you want them.
In reality, you don't.
Death is horribly bad.
AIDS brings death.
Do you want to die?
We don't want you to.
We're only trying to help.
For your own good.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:57 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Wrote this today while listening to a Will Smith album.


Born To Raid:
Code:
I believe in Afroduck
I believe in desu
Not desu in a sense of all our words
being pre-wordfiltered
But desu in the sense of our ability to choose
Our ability to choose who we troll
and who we are supposed to target

Desu desu desu desu
I was born to raid
Point blank my tripcode
To be etched in copypasta
My desu pre-flooded
Tryin' to live righteous
Fightin' for lulz; 'tis my life
And that's why I go light to my vices
Tightening the vices of truth on the ruthless
Is rhyme and the crime is they minds is just useless
The path to the poison
The genesis of the gaiafaggs
You and your faags tryin' to decide
What to draw but your mouse is a sword
And the blade has been forged
Young minds gettin' cheated
Sites have been altered by furni by coins
And then hate gets exalted as clipart falls to greed
Choices is made as the voices is laid
On the track, contract
Your soul's the wage, sold your wage
Did you see his new Badge?
But your pixels a syringe
Now with Furni you binge
Got alot of new greedy friends
Got alot of new greedy ends
Bought a room up in the [CHILL]
Frontin' shouts to the mouse
Giving false accounts of your accounts' amounts
Amounts to ebaums' treason
Stands to reason
Since your inception laced with deception
And bred false affection it must perish
From my Boxget
I see the AlDS infectin' the pools
But I won't shield my eyes to the EroGuro
Born to raid!

I was born to raid!
I was born to raid!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:10 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you'll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I'll tell you how I became President of the U. S. and A.

In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out in Chi-Town relaxin' all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn't mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I'll dance on the Colonnade singing, "Yes we can!"

I got to the White House about 2 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care


Fresh Prince, Obama edition.
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