Pool's Closed

**MontezumazRevenge** · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:12 am AIDS subject:

I shall write a book as well.

**Ugmotique** · Joined: 13 Dec 2006 AIDS: 28 AIDS Rank: Habbo Club Pools: 1

Nigras 13
1 And so it came to pass; the Moderatrix, used their magick to create the 'Just Jordan Diner'. Inside, a de-afroed nigra smiled over the obliging Habbofags as they gnawed into their mansteak. Not a fried chikkin was to be seen.
2 The message from the Moderatrix was clear: The nigra must integrate. 'Lo,' decreed the powers of DollEyes, 'Shave thyne afros and indulge in Habbofaggery. Thee can be just as Jordan is. No more fried chikkins. No more graip soda. And definitely no more watermelons. Now, hand thyne also cocks card details to Habbo and purchase furni for thyne rooms.'
3 'Yea,' cried the Habbofags. 'The nasty afro blockers must be stopped. Salutations and thanks, DollEyes.'
4 A devious ploy indeed; but one that was destined, like over nine thousand previous Moderatrix scams before it, for fail.
5 In their haste to lure the Nigra to the depths of Habbofaggery through the indoctrination of the diner of fail, they had made a critical error, and, verily, one which was exploited by the nigra for graet justice.
6 The door to the wicked establishment was but 2 squares wide.
7 And so, the indoctrination of the Moderatrix was halted; the Nigra, wary to the scheme, quarantined the room whilst their brethren continued to defend the pool from AIDS and charge their lazers. And it was good.
8 "Move afro blockers! fuckkkkers!" cried the Habbofag.
9 "Yea, be it not plainly clear to thee? This is nought but a ploy desu!" was the steadfast response.
10 And so it came to pass that the Moderatrix failed once more in their attempts to subdue the nigra in their quest for justice. Between the Nigra and confusion stood 2 nigras, defenders of the faith, bastions of the glory of Afroduck.
11 Desu be to afroduck.

mudkip

**EpicFailGuy** · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:02 am AIDS subject:

Book of Fail

1. Enter the Pool. It is made of winzip and free internet.
2. How long is longcat? Long cat is short.
3. "hay guyz, i r luv Habbo."
4. Choosing neither Tits nor GTFO.
5. "i r play habbo, gaia, and luv ytmnd."
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**JimBoyd** · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:37 pm AIDS subject:

**TwistedLoli** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:44 am AIDS subject:

Warning: This bible story may be over 9000 words long.

Other Warning: This story features shocking plot twists, warmholes to other dimensions, and lolicon.

4:17

The Great MLK Raid for the Lulz

The nigras sat around their table, eating their fried chickens and sum watermelons in glory. It was a truly epic day. Several hours later, it would be the graet anniversaries of well-known an hero MLK.

**MC Scrotal Tuck** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:01 am AIDS subject:

ending needs moar dragonforce

actually I lol'd a bit.

**The Pirate** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:15 pm AIDS subject:

I'd say tl;dr but after a few words, I was hooked.

Epic win, you deserve 10,000,000 Internets.

**Nihilanthic** · Joined: 07 Dec 2006 AIDS: 27 AIDS Rank: Habbo Club Pools: 6

This shit reads like Ezekiel.

We need to emulate the bible's books themes and go on about it.

We need a Deuteronomy... I'm quite serious. HOW TO CONDUCT THYSELF AS A NIGRA FOR THE LORD AFRODUCK.

Besides, Deuteronomy sounds all cool and shit.

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:58 am AIDS subject:

We need a judgement day.

I voulenter for this task.

**The Pirate** · Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:09 pm AIDS subject:

**nigrapassion** · Joined: 03 Jan 2007 AIDS: 91 AIDS Rank: Nigra Pools: 8

Your interpretation of the story is pure and just.

**the camster** · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:54 pm AIDS subject:

**Yatoka** · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:23 pm AIDS subject:

That story brought tears to my battle-blackened face.
Serious win.

**Firingmehlazer** · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:36 pm AIDS subject:

Epic Win deserves Over 9000 Internets. The bit about Janis made me lol but the bit about MOD-Cleo.... :laffo:

:lol: :lol:
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