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THE BOOK OF AFRODUCK
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The Pirate

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:57 am    AIDS subject: THE BOOK OF AFRODUCK Reply with quote

What happened to the collaborative bible?

I hereby reinstate the project. If the /b/rothas that added sections can repost them here, amazing.

And those who want to add chapters, post literature and ideas here.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... GO.

:canada:

I'm working on a section now.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:03 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I'll have to think about writing someting for that.
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FayGotTree?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:15 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

We should try and make this a religion, in great britian they call Jedi from star wars a religeon, theres more Jedis than musslims and Buddhas.
So maybe the followers of Afroduck could be one too.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:44 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Shit, who deleted the religion thread, I wrote some good shit on nigra radio.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:52 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

FayGotTree? wrote:
We should try and make this a religion, in great britian they call Jedi from star wars a religeon, theres more Jedis than musslims and Buddhas.
So maybe the followers of Afroduck could be one too.


we need 1,000,000 followers
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The Pirate

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:00 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

MC Scrotal Tuck wrote:
Shit, who deleted the religion thread, I wrote some good shit on nigra radio.


Seconded. What the fuck?

People put some effort into that.

:x
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:05 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

FayGotTree? wrote:
We should try and make this a religion, in great britian they call Jedi from star wars a religeon, theres more Jedis than musslims and Buddhas.
So maybe the followers of Afroduck could be one too.


That was a sensus, And there were people too stupid to know wtf an aetheist is, So they decided to enter jedi.
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The Pirate

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:59 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

As RaptorJesus passed forth from thence, he saw a man, named Samuel L. Jackson, sitting at the receipt of custom: and he saith unto him, Follow me. And he arose, and followed him. And it came to pass, as RaptorJesus sat at the front in the pool deck, behold, many Habbofags and sinners came and tried to pass him and his disciples. And when the Afroduck saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? But when RaptorJesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick. But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance, as the Anonymous are trying to protect from the evils of the AIDS. Then came to him the disciples of Samuel, saying, Why do we and the Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not? And RaptorJesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them? but the days will come, when the bridegroom shall have contracted AIDS, and then shall they shall have been lost by the SIDS. No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old garment, for that which is put in to fill it up taketh from the garment, and the rent is made worse. Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the AIDS runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new AIDS into new bottles, and both are preserved. While he spake these things unto them, behold, there came a certain ruler, and worshipped him, saying, My daughter is even now dead: but come and lay thy hand upon her, and she shall live. And RaptorJesus arose, and followed him, and so did his disciples. And, behold, a loli, which was diseased with an issue of blood twelve years, came behind him, and touched the hem of his garment: For she said within herself, If I may but touch his garment, I shall be whole. But RaptorJesus turned him about, and when he saw her, he said, Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole. And the loli was made whole from that hour. And when RaptorJesus came into the ruler's house, and saw the minstrels and the people making a noise, He said unto them, Give place: for the loli is not dead, but sleepeth. And they laughed him to scorn. But when the people were put forth, he went in, and took her by the hand, and the loli arose. And the fame hereof went abroad into all that land. And when RaptorJesus departed thence, two Habbofags followed him, crying, and saying, Thou son of Anonymous, have mercy on us. And when he was come into the house, the fags came to him and RaptorJesus saith unto them, Believe ye that I am able to do this? They said unto him, Yea, Lord. Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you. And their eyes were opened; and RaptorJesus straitly charged them, saying, See that no man know it, wear your afro with pride. But they, when they were departed, spread abroad his fame in all that country. And RaptorJesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all AIDS and other disease among the people, making it so that the people could not contract any more. But when he saw the multitudes, he was moved with compassion on them, because they fainted, and were scattered abroad, as sheep having no shepherd. Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest. And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease. Now the names of the twelve apostles are these; The first Shoop, who’s surname was Woop, HappyNegro, Richard, who’s surname was C. Mongler, Cracky, Bix Nood, and Afroduck, and Samuel L. Jackson the publican, and Rick, whose surname was Santorum; HardGay, SpengeBab the Squerepents, and Doomguy. These twelve RaptorJesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not: But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give, and close the pools. Teach the way of the afro to the sinners and the others, and show them the way of RaptorJesus.

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FayGotTree?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:11 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

Beautiful. :canada:
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:49 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:51 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

acne wrote:
i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O

You might be at about Abraham status, I think.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:53 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O

You might be at about Abraham status, I think.


WHAZDAT
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:57 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

acne wrote:
OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O

You might be at about Abraham status, I think.


WHAZDAT

Some character from the bible. Small story I think.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:59 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O

You might be at about Abraham status, I think.


WHAZDAT

Some character from the bible. Small story I think.


fuck dat shit yo =O im moses
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:01 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

acne wrote:
OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
OMGALION wrote:
acne wrote:
i wonder, have i earned my way into the book of afroduck yet =O

You might be at about Abraham status, I think.


WHAZDAT

Some character from the bible. Small story I think.


fuck dat shit yo =O im moses

I'm not sure anyone is a moses, jesus, muhammed, buddha, etc yet.
Give it time though, you're definately on your way. You have power good sir.
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