THE BOOK OF AFRODUCK

[MontezumazRevenge]

Anyone who is on Pools closed is obviously favored by afroduck. However our user by the name of Rick Santorum is obviously a god.

[marekenshin]

Abraham is the father of the entire nation of Israel. Very important, acne.

[OMGALION]

[Ishotweb?]

I would liek to be a mudkip.
Or something higher.

[Rick Santorum]

I'm the Senator who called for higher taxes on fat people in general, and made Afroduck pleased that he didn't have to see scantily-plaid fat chicks wandering 'round the AIDS-free pool in the time of Peace.
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Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.

LOL JEWS

[Ishotweb?]

[marekenshin]

TIME PARADOXODARAP EMIT

[Orochi]

[The Pirate]

Fixed typos in Book of Matthew. No more RaptorRaptorJesus.

Cheers

[JigglingFetus]

In the beginning, the Lord Duck created what was called the
Habbo Hotel. It was without form or substance, and was void.
Then the Lord said, "Let there be light." And there was light.
He divided the light from the dark, and called the light Day, and
the dark Night. Then unto Habbo Hotel the Lord installed a
large establishment of golden brick. And into the back he
placed a likeness of himself and a large pool of the cleanest of
water. Opposite of this he placed a stand of sorts that held an
infinite amount of the most pointless of drinks. And then the
Lord Duck took the water from the clean pool and formed it
into the body of the habbfag, and placed the habbfag unto the
Habbo Hotel. The Lord said unto the habbfag, "Enjoyeth
yourself with the most pleasant of water and pointless
unenjoyment, but never drinketh from the stand." And the
habbfag understood. And the Lord Duck realized that the
habbfag was lonely, so He took a pixel from the habbfag and
formed another habbfag, but only this one was different in shape
and measure. And He said unto her the same that He said to the
first. And she understood. And then the Lord came upon both
of them and said, "Reproduce, and createth more habbfag to
populate this land." And they understood. And soon more
habbfag came unto the Habbo Hotel, and Duck made them off
different races and colors, and told them all what He told the
first. And all was well. But then one habbfag wandered unto
the far side of the Hotel, and she called Janis behind the stand
said unto him, "Taketh a drink." And the young habbfag tooketh
the drink and the cold liquid flowed through his veins, and he
became ill. And as he walked back to the bright side of the
Hotel, he saw a habbfag with skin of the darkest color, and let
his fury out unto him. Other habbfag soon saw what was going
on, and unknowing of what to do, resented the young habbfag of
dark skin. Then the ill habbfag entered unto the clean pool, and
it was infected. Lord Duck saw that His creations were in
disorder, and He was worried. The Lord molded higher beings
from the water, with no race or discrimination, and called them
the Moderators. He granted them the right to expell any
habbfag that would mock another. He came unto them and
said, "Use your powers to expell those that mean harmeth to the
habbfag." They looked down upon the habbfag below and the
illness that coursed through them angered them. The water from
which they were created was impure, and they were as such.
The Moderators saw the dark skinned habbfags, and did not
understand. They began to expell the dark skinned habbfags
from the hotel; and the Lord was angered. He said, "Do not do
that of which you are doing, for it is treason to your Lord."
Hearing that which was spoken, the Moderators were angered,
and expelled the Lord Duck himself frometh his own
establishment. The Lord Duck was enfuriated by the sin of
which was committed, and dark follicles of every direction
emerged frometh His head. He said, "Leteth these hairs be
known as the afro, and leteth their image symbolize the rebellion
of the discriminated. Shall the pool forever remain unclean, and
let the darkest colored of my children guardeth it from the most
innocent of habbfag. Henceforth, I shall be known as AFRODUCK." And so it was.

[AfroSoldier]

:monar:
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[Rev. Happy Negro]

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU!
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www.NILLERZ.net

Praise be ye.

[ONInonymous]

ONInonymous approves this.
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[Tom-Uk]

And thus it was that the Afroduck called for the people who upheld his rule, he gave them the /b/ and the Afro, and he commanded they build a statue through which he could channel his power. They did so, but as he gazed through the eyes of the statue, the Moderators saw this, and removed the Afro from the statue. This angered the Afroduck, who cursed the Moderators more, and sent a heat unrivalled by anything through the afro, and in contact with this the moderators and staff would suddenly become unwilling to play habbo, and it did glow brightly, and into this he put some power to be given to the chosen /b/ when the time came, and althoguh the whereabouts of the fro is of unknown, the /b/ symbolise it, by giving the afroduck an Afro when they do his bidding.
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I Pity the Fool.

[20eric06]

zomfg.
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